Wink up 7-2012 Kisumai solo talk + group talk

[xanithofdragons]

The long translations. Oh the long translations. I translated Fujigaya's solo talk where he talks about which members he'd want to try producing and the group talk with the rest of them where they talk about different pairs (conbi) in the group. Other things that come up in the group talk are Tamamori's participation in the 1 month 10,000 yen challenge and the SMY2 Crea cons. (If you're wondering why only Fujigaya had a solo talk, they mention in the offshots that he had to be there on a different day because of his schedule.)

One note at the end this time.

Fujigaya
SOLO TALK

What members I’d want to produce, huh… Tama and Miyata, I guess. No, wait a sec. Not Miyata. It seems like, even if I produced Miyata, in the end he’d arrange things himself and it’d turn into something I couldn’t understand (laugh). Something like adding otaku elements for originality, even though that’s not my aim. With that, there’d be no meaning in me making it, would there. So, it’s Tama and Wataru!
For Tama, it has to be the cute route. Isn’t that what all the fans want? So, the song’d be pop, but with a cute element, so it’s a pop and cute feel. The outfit’d be an animal costume. With his head sticking out and him wearing animal ears. It’d definitely be cute! Ah, how about changing the costume for every show? If you go to every show, you can see a lot of different Tamas. Wouldn’t that be good (laugh)? He’d dance too, but to say which, the poses would be more important. Victory is decided by how cute he is (laugh). Make the production simple too, and victory with just his body in an animal costume. I’d make it into a solo where Tama can appeal entirely with his cuteness, and where with just one look they’d say “Cute~♥” and their chests would throb!
For Wataru, instead of a song, making something or drawing something. I think something where the message comes across would be good. But, instead of taking it in by feeling, being able to take it directly by hand. For example, something like choosing someone from the people who came to the event, putting the words or picture that person wants into some form at that place, and handing it to them. So, every show something different would be completed. This is just my own image, but I think it’d be good for Wataru to have a gentle atmosphere. And, it’d be like he could play off of the people who came. As it is it’s something that would require time and power, but since things like drawing are something only Wataru can do. I mean, if I drew something, it’d turn out terrible (laugh)!! I say that, but someday I want to put out a picture book. Miyata and Tama are bad at drawing too, so with the three of us (laugh). It’d be an animal picture book, but a picture book with the understanding that you have to see the real animals after reading the book. For example, what if a rabbit appears in the book? We’ll seriously draw the rabbit as we think of it, but no matter how I think about it, I think it’ll turn out different from the real thing. That’s why, if they only see that picture book, children might think that strange thing is a rabbit, right (laugh). But, without putting in pictures of real ones, I’ll have parents and children go to see the real thing. And I’ll have them realize, “This is where it’s different from the picture book.” I want to produce a picture book like that someday.


CROSS TALK
Kitayama×Yokoo×Tamamori×Miyata×Senga×Nikaido

Isn’t Kitayama and Fujigaya’s “FujiKita” also a famous pair?

Kitayama: Kisumai has pairs that are famous amongst the fans, like Nikaido and Senga’s “NikaSen” or Miyata and Tamamori’s “MiyaTama”.
Tamamori: But speaking of that, I don’t want you to pair me with Miyata on your own.
Miyata: Oi! Tama, since you started the “One month ten thousand yen lifestyle”, you’ve been really sharp with me (laugh)!
Tamamori: It’s because I’m really hungry!
Nikaido: Today, for self-defense, I won’t uselessly bully Tama (laugh).
Yokoo: What day of the challenge is it now?
Tamamori: ……The second day.
Everyone: You’ve just started!
Tamamori: But, at the place we’re doing the interviews, there’s tasty-looking stuff laid out on a table right before my eyes, and everyone’s eating it like it’s really good? It can’t be helped, so today I took refuge in the make-up room (laugh).
Miyata: Right! When I was having my make-up done in the make-up room, behind me Tama suddenly screamed, “Ah~~~~~~~, I’m hungry~~~~~~~!” (laugh). After that, all of a sudden he came and kept punching my shoulders lightly!
Kitayama: That’s pretty rough (laugh).
Nikaido: He does that much to you on the second day? Miyata, what will Tama do to you around the last day (laugh).
Miyata: Oh no. But earlier, when I told him, “If you do things like that, you’ll be burning calories for nothing,” and he said, “I see. Oh no oh no,” and turned quiet (laugh).
Kitayama: Because it’s still the second day. The hard part is from here on.
Tamamori: ………I’ll do my best ♪
Senga: Tama, recently you’re facing hard stuff a lot on shows (laugh). Like the prank on Toshokan.
Kitayama: To explain it briefly for people who couldn’t see it, Nakai-san and I became the ones who set up Tamamori and Fujigaya for a prank… We had that kind of plan (laugh). Toshokan and HamaKisu’s filming completely overlap, so choose one… make them make that kind of extreme choice, and Nakai-san would get really angry at Kisumai who had chosen HamaKisu… It was that kind of prank (laugh).
Nikaido: The way Nakai-san got angry was really something else.
Yokoo: It’s scary just imagining that.
Senga: It’s really so~~~~~~ scary!
Nikaido: Tama, even when it was first revealed that it was a prank, you didn’t know what was what, did you.
Tamamori: Yeah. I couldn’t take in the situation.
Nikaido: When Mitsu pushed your back, what did you honestly think?
Tamamori: I thought, “I’ll beat him up” (laugh)
Kitayama: …I can’t say anything in reply (laugh). When I watched the prank on air and when I watched the next week’s “behind the scenes”, I didn’t have a single good point (laugh).
Senga: Both the ones doing the tricking and the ones being tricked were really funny~~. Although I really wouldn’t want it done to me (laugh).
Tamamori: Our senpai Nakai-san kicked a desk and got angry !? That kind of situation, it’s impossible! But when I think about it now, I think that Kitamitsu took on a hated role for us, and I’m grateful.
Kitayama: Oh, that’s a mature way of thinking! But Fujigaya said, “Even when I think about it now I get annoyed” (laugh).
Yokoo: Going back to the earlier talk about pairs, Isn’t Kitayama and Fujigaya’s “FujiKita” also a famous pair?
Kitayama: No no, recently isn’t it “FujiYoko” with Yokoo-san?
Yokoo: (Immediately and decisively) No, that can’t be.
Everyone: It is (laugh)!
Miyata: When you two stick together at concerts, there’s a scream of “Kya” from the audience!
Nikaido: That was good, Yokoo’s timing just now. Decisively, “that can’t be” (laugh).
Yokoo: No no, because if it’s a famous one, it has to be “FujiKita” right.
Kitayama: No no no no, it’s just that our history of having symmetry [1] is long, but for being close in private it doesn’t match “FujiYoko”.
Yokoo: No! If you’re talking about a representative pair, it has to be……
Senga: Wait a second. Why are you both giving it to each other (laugh)? Even though it’s a pretty good place (laugh).
Nikaido: (While raising his hand) Then I’ll have “FujiNika” too.
Kitayama: Then me too with “FujiKita”…
Miyata: With “FujiMiya” I’ll…
Senga: Me too…
Tamamori: Then me too…
Yokoo: ………Th, Then me too.
Everyone: (Saying it together) Be our guest.
Yokoo: What’s with matching your breath like that(laugh)! Then, I’ll do my best aiming to match the level of popularity of “MiyaTama” (laugh)
Tamamori: I told you, that’s not a pair
Miyata: Isn’t it fine, let it flow there normally like that!
Nikaido: (In a small voice) Do your best, Miyata.
Miyata: (Eagerly) But honestly, you don’t dislike it, do you?
Tamamori: That’s because it’s work. Even if I look like I don’t like it in front of people, it can’t be helped, right.
Senga: (In a small voice) Don’t lose!
Miyata: But but! Honestly you’re glad that you’re liked this much by me, right? It’s hard to be liked by people?
Tamamori: So on stage, you give me trouble. To the end, it’s business
Kitayama: He’s pretty cold, today (laugh)
Miyata: I’m begging you~, Tama~. I like you this much!?
Kitayama: …It’s gotten a little gross (laugh). But Miyata, aren’t you actually making Tama a stepping stone as you try to work your way up(laugh)?
Miyata: No no no no, what’s with that!
Tamamori: Well, because Miyata’s “greedy”. Let’s bring out “Evil Miyata”!
Miyata: Wait! What is with this flow! I’ve kept saying it from way before, haven’t I!
Kitayama: And then, if things go well, you’re trying to become someone like (Doumoto) Kouichi-kun.
Miyata: Ah, that’s my Mom’s dream (laugh).
Yokoo: Then, what’s your own dream, Miyata?
Miyata: To say the ideal, I guess it would be someone like Takizawa-kun.
Kitayama: Either way you want to do “Miyata Kabuki” or “Miyata Kakumei.” For that you’re making Tamamori a stepping stone as you work your way up…
Miyata: That’s why! I’m telling you to stop making me an evil person (laugh)!
Kitayama: Hahaha, it’s a joke. I tried to join in with Tamamori being cold (laugh).
Miyata: Until about five years ago, it was always symmetry with Tama! Our bond is deep!
Tamamori: It’s not like I hoped for it and asked to have symmetry with you.

Even though you definitely love me!

Yokoo: Today you’re staying cold the whole time (laugh). This goes back to being paired with Fujigaya, but I like “FujiMiya” pretty well. Miyata does something silly, and then Fujigaya’s calm retort… It’s very funny.
Miyata: FujiMiya might be something new!
Tamamori: Ah, but in the talks in Winkup last month, we said it. About how Gaya-san put his arm around Miyata’s shoulder at a concert and they dashed. Then he was at a loss, “If this triggers ‘FujiMiya pair’, what’ll I do” (laugh).
Miyata: Oi! What’s that about!
Kitayama: No, I take it that since he said it like that, that means he doesn’t dislike it that much (laugh). NikaSen’s always been like their symmetry. Because “NikaSen” is famous too.
Senga: Yeah, that’s right. But, wouldn’t it be good to… go ahead and break it off already?
Nikaido: ………Ah, is that it. ……Yeah, I got it. But now it’s too sudden, and the shock is too great, and I can’t accept the truth.
Kitayama: …What is this, this feeling like it’s the scene of a man and woman breaking up. This is really awkward for us, right (laugh).
Miyata: Then, you’ll turn from “NikaSen” to what Sen?
Tamamori: EbiSen?
Senga: When you say Ebi, does that mean someone from A.B.C-Z is gonna come in? …That’s good too (laugh).
Nikaido: ……My mind is totally blank.
Yokoo: There’s still someone who can’t accept the truth (laugh).
Senga: (Really really cheerfully) I’m lying~, Nika! We’ll be “NikaSen” forever!
Nikaido: (His face instantly turning cheerful) What was that~, don’t make me freak out!
Everyone: ………
Kitayama: What is this (laugh)
Yokoo: But, even from the viewpoint of those around them, these two are really so close it’s shocking.
Tamamori: Yeah. Unlike me and Miyata.
Miyata: Like I’m saying! Don’t you always provoke me saying things like that! Even though you definitely love me!
Tamamori: That’s right. Recently I got to watch the Crea con you four did, but Miyata’s rap in “FIRE BEAT”, that was awful!
Miyata: You completely ignored what I said, and on top of that, you criticize me!?
Tamamori: (Imitating him) “Bang Bang Bang, it’s our turn” like that, you only move your hand one way. You’re like a machine.
Senga: And he’s seriously criticizing him, too (laugh).
Nikaido: Senga sang Mitsu’s part, and Gaya’s part was Miyata. It’s cause Miyata screws around.
Miyata: But, no, I was actually totally serious (laugh)? But I wasn’t screwing around anywhere? That’s weird. Although personally I was sure that I should’ve been about the god of rap.

Huh? What’d Miyata do for his solo? I have no memory of it

Nikaido: Miyata. When Yokoo heard what you just said, he closed his eyes quietly for 3 seconds (laugh).
Tamamori: Senga’s solo dance was really cool~
Senga: Thanks!
Nikaido: Senga’s singing voice is nice!
Senga: (Softly) I’m glad.
Tamamori: Wasn’t it popular with other people too?
Senga: …I dunno.
Kitayama: Senga’s the type to get super bashful and not know what to do when he’s praised. Now, you’re perfectly bashful, right(laugh).
Senga: (Looking down) I dunno.
Yokoo: Are you a kindergartner (laugh)?
Miyata: Hey~, someone praise me to the point I get bashful (laugh)!
Kitayama: Right now is Senga’s turn, so if there’s time later (laugh). Don’t Senga’s and my voices sound similar? I think they do a little, but.
Senga: I don’t know if they sound similar, but I kept your way of singing in mind. I thought that of course you shouldn’t break the original.
Tamamori: So that’s how it was. Yokoo-san, you skated in your solo corner, right.
Yokoo: Right. I performed it together with juniors, but since the juniors were wearing normal sneakers, it was tough to arrange. I think the juniors probably went through more trouble than I did.
Nikaido: Yeah. Yokoo-san wasn’t screwing around.
Miyata: What’s that nuance like… I was screwing around (laugh). Although I felt like a rapper…
Tamamori: Nika’s solo was really funny. …Nikako, was it?
Nikaido: Close, it’s Takako (laugh). What it’s called when I appear crossdressing as a cheerleader.
Tamamori: The audience seemed like they were having a lot of fun too.
Kitayama: Right right. He got the audience involved.
Nikaido: I wanted to get pumped up with the audience.
Tamamori: Huh? What’d Miyata do for his solo? I have no memory of it.
Kitayama: That’s true. Speaking of which, were you there?
Miyata: Like you promised, praise someone and drop me… Could you stop doing it that way (laugh)? I dressed up like Superman! Why do you have no memory of it!
Kitayama: But actually, at that time, I was moving from the audience seats to behind the stage, so I really couldn’t see it (laugh).
Miyata: Then of course you have no memory of it!
Yokoo: But while Miyacchi was doing “Bakaleya~”, he was working desperately hard while he had no time.
Tamamori: Huh~, was it like that. Also, it came through that Miyata’s loved by the audience. Not just Miyata’s fans, he’s loved by other people’s fans too. Cause everyone was smiling when they saw Miyata.
Miyata: …What’s this all of a sudden. I’m totally at a loss with this sort of flow (laugh).
Tamamori: Crap, I praised him. Afterwards I’ll ask Wink up and have that just now cut (laugh).
Kitayama: Yeah. Because recently the flow of our talks ends up like this. It’d be bad for our group’s image if we don’t have it cut (laugh).
Miyata: No, you don’t need to worry about that!!
Nikaido: But that sort of flow certainly does keep happening. Our concert MCs are like that, and isn’t “HamaKisu” like that?
Yokoo: That program is seriously tough! I really can’t forget the 1000 senbei~. What’s with me saying “Shut up!” to Miyata even though it’s a variety program… Before, Wink up staff said that to me (laugh).
Miyata: Right! When I dropped peanuts into my tea and reported that, Yokoo-san got mad and told me “Shut up”!
Yokoo: That was how much I too didn’t have any room for error(bitter smile). With “HamaKisu” from here on too, the harsh projects will continue, and Tama will do the 10,000 yen lifestyle…
Nikaido: And, Gaya-san and Mitsu have the drama “Beginners!”, right? It’s the FujiKita pair!
Kitayama: Yeah. I’ve done a drama and concerts at Crea with him before, but it’s still unknown what kind of site it’ll become this time. Well, I’ll come with all sorts of ideas (laugh).
Yokoo: By the time this magazine comes out, will our concert have ended too?
Senga: Will they~. We did lots of fan events and got to perform at Tokyo Dome, it was really fun.
Tamamori: Yeah. For now, I want it to be next month fast and escape from the 10,000 yen lifestyle (laugh)!
Kitayama: Even after the tour ends, please don’t take your eyes off of Kisumai (laugh)!!

Notes
1. Shinme in the original text, it’s short for symmetry and refers to two people being placed in symmetrical positions in dance formations. It seems to be most commonly used in reference to Johnnys.


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Comments

[dorthoniion.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for this!!

I just love cross talks !! ^^

[aullya.livejournal.com]

thank you

[angelofhikari.livejournal.com]

I love Kisumai crosstalks ♥
Thank you for translating!!

[rim1789.livejournal.com]

Very interesting ! Thank you so much for this ^^

[yloife.livejournal.com]

All the miyatama and nikasen ♥
And fujiXeveryone \XD/
Thank you for translating and sharing!

[yukiko-no-niji.livejournal.com]

I loved this interview XDDD
It's interesting when they talk about the pairings X°DDD
Thanks a lot for tha translation!!

[orange-c-c.livejournal.com]

This is so cute! Thanks for translating~

[imprisoned27.livejournal.com]

Thanks for translating ^.^

[blahblah.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much <3

[chopstixchi.livejournal.com]

Poor Fujigaya. No one wants to pair with him.

This was so funny. Thanks for translating. <3

[noella84.livejournal.com]

Thanks for translating this!

I want to see Taisuke, Tama and Miyata's picture book now XD

Tama was being quite mean with Miyata here XD <3

Sending you a DM about reposting! ;)

[nida501.livejournal.com]

thanks

[darkbluedoll.livejournal.com]

Thanks ☆
It was so funny to read this.

[racanai.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for translating! It's funny how they ship themselves! XD

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Thanks for translating :)

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Thank you very much!!!!!!